Battle Toads
Battle Toads by C#!! December 24, 2007
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weaponized battle toaster
weaponized battle toaster by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021
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Battle Toaster
Battle Toaster by Mystery_Man1010101 July 1, 2020
battle toad
noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
battle toad by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
Weaponized Battle Toaster
Weaponized Battle Toaster Is A Gender, That Not Alot Identify As But Is Still A Gender Nonetheless.
People Usually Take It As A Joke However And That Greatly Offends us! Please, Don't act like it's a joke.
People Usually Take It As A Joke However And That Greatly Offends us! Please, Don't act like it's a joke.
Weaponized Battle Toaster by Arcnetive July 19, 2023
battle toad
often associated with war pigs, battle toads have an extreme scent to them that in most cases is quite alarming and are often rugby players who are to stubby for any other sport
battle toad by cino April 29, 2005
battletoads
Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.
Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.
Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.
WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*
battletoads by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007
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