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balkanize 

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.
Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!
balkanize by psients October 24, 2006

Batronie 

A type of person who comes from Italy. Often mistaken as "Bat-rohn-ie", but is actually pronounced "But-rohn-ie". Batronies are often dubbed crazy or angry. They are also all addicted to something of some sort. They are sex crazy and are amazing in bed. You'll be lucky to ever meet a Batronie.
Taylor Batronie is a crazy one!
Batronie by TayTayJuliaRose June 15, 2009

balkanize 

To split something (usually a state) apart, on a usually ethnic basis. This verb first appeared in the 1990's during the War in Bosnia, led by Croats, Serbs and Bosnians, which caused the demise of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY). It is nowadays again popular with Kosovar Albanians trying to rip off a part of Serbia -Kosovo (15% of Serbian territory, imagine the US without Texas)- for themselves.
It seems highly unlikely to balkanize the USA.
balkanize by Ntex December 9, 2008

Barganize 

The act of turning any conversation, no matter how innocent, into something vulgar and sexual.
Turoc: Do you know where that pen cap is?
Barga: What about your penis cap?
Turoc: No, my pen cap!
Barga: I don't know where your little finger cot sized condoms are.
Turoc: Why do you always have to Barganize everything?
Barganize by Barganizer September 30, 2010

Balkanize 

To split apart, or secede from, a union of states.
"You will not be free if you Balkanize the United States."
Balkanize by Downstrike May 27, 2004

Balkanize 

The action of adding meat to every possible dish.
Nevena balkanized her salad adding cvarci (fried porc fat) and prosciutto (dried meat).

Ana became sad when Francois refused his ratatouille to be balkanized with cevapi.
Balkanize by eordeos June 25, 2017
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