Barganize 

The act of turning any conversation, no matter how innocent, into something vulgar and sexual.

Turoc: Do you know where that pen cap is?
Barga: What about your penis cap?
Turoc: No, my pen cap!
Barga: I don't know where your little finger cot sized condoms are.
Turoc: Why do you always have to Barganize everything?

Barganize by Barganizer September 30, 2010

bagonize 

Slang, Humorous: To wait in agony at the airport luggage carousel for your luggage to appear. Origin: bag + agonize

To wait at the luggage carousel in the airport terminal for your bags is to bagonize because sometimes they get damaged or even lost.

bagonize by hasany81 May 17, 2013

balkanize 

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.

Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!

balkanize by psients October 24, 2006

barmonize 

To harmonize with the band from the safety of your bar stool, preferably loud and off-key.

I love to barmonize with the band while drinking, but I hate it when they ask me to stop.

barmonize by bermzies October 28, 2015

Bryanized.. 

Hypnotic loveee state a girl falls under after meeting a cute boy named Bryan.

b"i love you'
m"oh no.."
b"what is it?"
m"i do to..."

m has been bryanized..
classic bryanization in effect.

Bryanized.. by mtraiii. March 28, 2009

professional bargainer 

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

professional bargainer by D. Gould January 13, 2006

barbatize 

When you spray queen Nicki Minaj’s perfume on someone as an initiation to join the Barb religion.

Lovely Peaches barbatized her dog, Max and then got him taken away for animal cruelty.

barbatize by Idonotknowaname1248526 January 28, 2021