Batorade

- lubricant used during self pleasuring/masturbation

I use baby oil for my batorade

by Treg2005 January 4, 2011

Baterade

The first isotonic beverage that helps both men and women recover all their fluids (ALL of them) after any physical activity. Baterade was introduced as an April Fool's joke by Pornhub in 2019

After playing pocket hockey to beating your sparring partner, Baterade's clinically proven formula can help you refill all the life-giving fluids you need to go at it again.

by squareboy7hills April 1, 2019

Baitorade

An alcoholic beverage normally associated with high school girls, a.k.a. jailbait. Examples include but are not limited to Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade and wine coolers. A man who consumes these beverages in front of other people are considered gay or a pussy.

Jenny was going to hit on Jimmy until she noticed he was drinking a Zima. She chose not to waste her time on someone who would drink Baitorade and instead drank a Jagr Bomb with Ed.

by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011