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Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok
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bathed in legitimacy

yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.
bathed in legitimacy by superking2 December 15, 2016
Big rugby league town located between Leeds and Huddersfield.

Lots of pubs a 2 shit clubs along the golden mile.

West End, Whitehart, Rose of York, batley Nash (cheap) Jailhouse rock, Wilton, Welly, Union Rooms (Weatherspoons) La choex bar (2 for 1), The Bank, Deco, Brooklands, Oaklands, Boulivard, Frontier Upto Ex for a Ratburger pull a fat old bird then either get into a fight or piss ya pants waiting for a taxi.

Old saying - if you cant pull in Batley then you must be gay!
Mate 1 - where you end up last night?

Mate2 - went down Batley pulled a right dog up at Ex!

Mate1- oh yeah any one we know?

Mate 2 - Yeah you know Sav's Missus! it was her!

Mate1- nice 1
Batley by RPL11 May 21, 2009
A rather posh, old-fashioned way of expressing someone's unhappiness. The closest equivalents would be CROSS or MAD.
From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :

CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"
Batey by CrazyToad August 5, 2018

batherosclerosis 

a slow or clogged bathroom drain, caused by accumulation of gunk in the plumbing.

effectively, atherosclerosis of one's bathroom fixtures.
"i cant shower without getting a backlog of rank water in the tub. there must be wad of soap-scum and hair causing all this batherosclerosis."
batherosclerosis by flocko December 9, 2008
To inappropriately destroy other peoples stuff
Oh hey man, i just bahey'd the shit out of matts stuff
Bahey by B. Murray September 1, 2010