bateyed

When after smoking weed a person has really bad red eye

Jesus christ piper. You look bateyed

by wordganjamister April 06, 2016

Batey

A rather posh, old-fashioned way of expressing someone's unhappiness. The closest equivalents would be CROSS or MAD.

From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :

CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"

by CrazyToad August 05, 2018

batey

meaning both kinky and slightly dirty, the first use of this word I encountered was in the "Tank Girl 2" graphic novel.

"- Oh Booga you dumb shit, can't you feel that immense rush of sexual healing?..

- Oooh?! Yes that is rather batey! Oooooh? AAH!..."

by k3ik0 February 25, 2005

batey

penis with ears

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Batey

Batey, meaning obvious trick or prank, the person that falls for a 'batey' is gullable or niave, in my personal experience they are usually fat or spotty.

'To fall for a Batey' meaning to fall for an obvious prank or trick.

by JA1 December 17, 2007

Batey

A kid with a HUGE nose and a prepubescent girlfriend who eats things that don't belong to her, and has been known to lay a Jew egg or two from time to time.

The other day, I ran into Batey, and his Jewish Girlfriend stole my jewelry.

by Shawn Batey August 02, 2007

batey

morgin rader iz gay and he likes little
boiys

by john batey January 30, 2003