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Patrick Bateman 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
Patrick Bateman by I_onehit October 4, 2022

Patrick Bateman 

Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity

banemasking 

The act of placing a pair of women's panties (preferably used) and stretching the leg holes around one's ears and positioning the gusset against the nose while deeply inhaling the sweet, succulent aroma. When done properly, it simulates Bane's mask in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight Rises".
Zach: "Guys I found a pair of dirty panties in my laundry."
Werner: "DUDE, let me see those. I love banemasking a creamy pair of panties."
Zach: "Jesus,dude."
banemasking by reallybaked512 September 5, 2016

The Bateman

When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.
Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend
The Bateman by Steve Led March 2, 2011

The Patrick Bateman conundrum 

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period