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'Bate Sesh 

Short for "Masturbation Session". Name given for the time spent masturbating.
I felt like shit all day, but then I had a sick 'bate sesh and it made everything better. Asians rule.
'Bate Sesh by Fopp November 22, 2004

bate shame 

Bate shaming is when you ridicule someone for masterbating recently or multiple times within a short period of time.

Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.
Davi: when a the last time you masterburted.
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!

Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.

Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!
bate shame by Nikki Fields June 26, 2023

Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.
I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.
Bate Session by elliot_ October 3, 2023

Bate and Switch 

When masturbating in a common room when other people are at home, you have a backup tv channel ready to quickly switch to in the event that someone walks in.
Oh man my roommate almost caught me spankin it last night, but luckily I had a blanket on so i just pulled the old bate and switch and he thought i was just watching sports

'Bate and Switch 

A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.

Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.
Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.

Bate and Switch 

When a female does certain things sexually, so a guy will like her, then after they start dating, she doesn't do it anymore.
Lisa : "Karen told me she gives Carl head all the time so he will like her, but she stopped after they started dating"

Jamal: "Man, talk about a Bate and Switch "
Bate and Switch by MC TACO February 20, 2011