Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

by elliot_ June 25, 2024

Snooter

A person who does not associate with those who they see as lesser, or of a lower class, than they are. A term used synonymously with Snooty.

No, he wouldn't sit with us. He doesn't want to be associated with us "lower class" people. He's such a Snooter.

by elliot_ January 12, 2024

Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 03, 2023

Junderwear

Underwear that is made out of jeans material.

At first I thought he was wearing jorts, but after a closer look i realized he was in his junderwear.

by elliot_ February 01, 2024

ruminoid

A person who is commonly found ruminating over nerdy subjects.

He spends most of his time thinking about nerdy subjects. He's a total ruminoid.

by elliot_ October 01, 2023

Snoozer Boozer

A person who drinks alcohol in their sleep. Similar to sleep-eating, but consuming alcohol instead of food.

He sleep walks to the fridge and drinks a six pack almost nightly. He's a real Snoozer Boozer.

by elliot_ October 10, 2023

Pistol

A slang term for a man's penis.

We've all seen his pistol. He usually takes it out at least once whenever he gets drunk.

by elliot_ October 03, 2023