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Batafloni or "μπαταφλόνι" is a special purpose table specifically designed to accommodate the backgammon needs of a sailing vessel. Most bataflonies are typically located at the stern of a ship and are made of wood. Like most tables that are onboard vessels, the batafloni is a fixed table and it cannot be moved. The top of the batafloni has engraved in it the backgammon design so sailors during high seas can continue playing backgammon.
The angry man, swept all the backgammon pieces from the batafloni to the ground.
Batafloni by batafloni_man March 29, 2024
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Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!
Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

Bazalonian 

A unique language that appears similiar to English, yet has it's own words and structural grammar. Bazalonian is spoken by any individual who appears to mis-spell or typo words and/or uses unusual grammar frequently in either real time chat or other written forms of communication.
"Got get me started on the yank masterage of the english language you knuckleheads, your so ognored." Is a good sample of Bazalonian in action.
Bazalonian by Bazag November 5, 2009

babalonians

"Yo, them babalonians is fly girl, what size are they?"
"She got a babalonian reduction."
babalonians by shoVel October 15, 2006

Batagooning 

The weekly practice of thinking about your classmates and having sperm come out of your penis. This is subcategory of wet dreams that strictly involves one's classmates, regardless of gender. The name comes from the inventor of this deed, Batagoi.
He is always batagooning while thinking about you!

Steel Batallioning 

The act of playing a game or using a device precisely at the time of your visitors’ arrival, that you otherwise wouldn’t be playing or using, solely to give the illusion that you frequently use said game or device and made a good purchase decision
He doesn’t actually play that game; he was just steel batallioning so we wouldn’t point out that he wasted $150 on that thing.
Steel Batallioning by anonymous February 27, 2024

sing bing babalonion 

sussy baka that sucks a butthole then kills babies for fun!
example:
just bieber: ava and bralynn are such sing bing babalonion
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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