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Batafloni or "μπαταφλόνι" is a special purpose table specifically designed to accommodate the backgammon needs of a sailing vessel. Most bataflonies are typically located at the stern of a ship and are made of wood. Like most tables that are onboard vessels, the batafloni is a fixed table and it cannot be moved. The top of the batafloni has engraved in it the backgammon design so sailors during high seas can continue playing backgammon.
The angry man, swept all the backgammon pieces from the batafloni to the ground.
Batafloni by batafloni_man March 29, 2024
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Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!
Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

Bazalonian 

A unique language that appears similiar to English, yet has it's own words and structural grammar. Bazalonian is spoken by any individual who appears to mis-spell or typo words and/or uses unusual grammar frequently in either real time chat or other written forms of communication.
"Got get me started on the yank masterage of the english language you knuckleheads, your so ognored." Is a good sample of Bazalonian in action.
Bazalonian by Bazag November 5, 2009

babalonians

"Yo, them babalonians is fly girl, what size are they?"
"She got a babalonian reduction."
babalonians by shoVel October 15, 2006

Batagooning 

The weekly practice of thinking about your classmates and having sperm come out of your penis. This is subcategory of wet dreams that strictly involves one's classmates, regardless of gender. The name comes from the inventor of this deed, Batagoi.
He is always batagooning while thinking about you!

Steel Batallioning 

The act of playing a game or using a device precisely at the time of your visitors’ arrival, that you otherwise wouldn’t be playing or using, solely to give the illusion that you frequently use said game or device and made a good purchase decision
He doesn’t actually play that game; he was just steel batallioning so we wouldn’t point out that he wasted $150 on that thing.
Steel Batallioning by anonymous February 27, 2024

sing bing babalonion 

a sussy baka that eats little kids for fun even tho they chopped all of elsa’s hair off with s bing bong coris
example:
justin beiber: ava and bralynn are such sing bing babalonions!
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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