Bazalonian 

A unique language that appears similiar to English, yet has it's own words and structural grammar. Bazalonian is spoken by any individual who appears to mis-spell or typo words and/or uses unusual grammar frequently in either real time chat or other written forms of communication.

"Got get me started on the yank masterage of the english language you knuckleheads, your so ognored." Is a good sample of Bazalonian in action.

Bazalonian by Bazag November 5, 2009

Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021

babylonian 

In Jamaican, Ragga, Reggae, and Rap, Babylonians refer to the police and authority, society's law against the culture and tradition of the rastafarai.

Look man! babylonians in helicopters,they is comin!! Me gotta burn me chronic crop.

babylonian by Archibald Butler February 15, 2008

Babylonian Whore 

A bold, evil woman. Often jokes sexually, yet isn't 'all about sex'.

'Why does she talk about sex so much? Is she a whore?'

'She's only a Babylonian Whore.'

Babylonian Whore by ~Glas~ August 29, 2012

Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021

Babylonian Whore 

A dumb blonde stripper who gets involved with a super sweet and sexy one of a kind awesome guy who is actually a rock star incognito but she doesn't know it and trusts him as a friend. But this guy is so fucking hot she couldn't help herself and raped his big beautiful penis with her mouth without warning, and she being extremely enchanted by his perfect beauty believes every word he said. Until he literally fucked her in the worst way possible making her so frightened she couldn't ever trust him again and vanished from his life. Then many years later, the mystery is revealed about him and her and how their downfall was caused by a simple Lie, his lie and more lies he said to her and to his rich powerful musician friends in their secret places. By the time the stripper found out about him, his lies and filming her deep throat blow job ALL of what she had with pleasure and pride she gave ALL she had to him. Not knowing that he was a rich spoiled rock star who already had everything and when he filmed her in porno secretly his trickery caused them both to fall into a lifetime of STD and he chose to shift the blame onto the poor little stripper and told the world she's a whore, a prostitute who ruined his life and love with disease after she left him and since he's a royal rock star he successfully labels her the Babylonian Whore for the world to believe that it's all her fault. Hail the Babylonian Whore for her excellency she is THEE goddess of all lovers.

He's a rock star in the bright lights and she is just a Babylonian Whore in a bottomless pit.

Babylonian Whore by DeepThrowWitDancer March 5, 2022

The Babylonian Breadstick 

A sexual act where sandpaper is rubbed on the man's penis until it bleeds before penetration

Rob: Dude, my girlfriend did The Babylonian Breadstick on me last night.
Mike: Really, how was it?
Rob: It hurt like hell!

The Babylonian Breadstick by fucboi98000 August 31, 2016