bat phone
I just bought a Tracphone aka "a Bat Phone" from Walmart so I won't get caught by my wife talking to this chick.
bat phone by SavageNation June 3, 2009
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Bat Phone
Your secret phone ... the one your significant other doesn't know about. Its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!
"Your phone is ringing."
"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."
"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."
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batphone
A second phone used for important call only. Businessmen who get a lot of phone calls will often carry a second cell phone and only give it to certain people. Ari Gold carries a bat phone with him.
batphone by Entourage fan June 12, 2009
batphone
Noun- a man or woman you can call on short notice for a hookup, similar to a booty call. The word derives from the phone Commissioner Gordon could use to contact Batman any time of the day or night.
batphone by Dean Garrett September 4, 2005
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026