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batphone 

A second phone used for important call only. Businessmen who get a lot of phone calls will often carry a second cell phone and only give it to certain people. Ari Gold carries a bat phone with him.
Now I have to answer the fucking batphone when it rings three fucking times and its fucking Vince.
batphone by Entourage fan June 12, 2009
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batphone 

Noun- a man or woman you can call on short notice for a hookup, similar to a booty call. The word derives from the phone Commissioner Gordon could use to contact Batman any time of the day or night.
"I'm pretty hard up tonight. I better call the batphone."
batphone by Dean Garrett September 4, 2005

bat phone 

A second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.
I just bought a Tracphone aka "a Bat Phone" from Walmart so I won't get caught by my wife talking to this chick.
bat phone by SavageNation June 3, 2009

Bat Phone 

Your secret phone ... the one your significant other doesn't know about. Its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!
"Your phone is ringing."

"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."
Bat Phone by RikkiPG December 31, 2007
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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