Bassquake 

-noun

1. When the ground starts to shake caused from very loud bass usually by a nearby vehicle.

2. Disruptively loud bass.

"Holy shit, you feel that bassquake?"

Bassquake by J3ss3 P June 17, 2008

Beastquake 

In the 2010 NFL wildcard playoffs, Seattle Seahawks running back, Marshawn Lynch, ran a 67 yard run, breaking 7 tackles in order to seal the win over the world champion New Orleans Saints. The crowd noise was so loud it caused a minor seismic event that was registered on the Richter scales around the Seattle area. Since Marshawn calles himself "Beast mode" this event is known as the Beastquake

"holy shit, that run caused a Beastquake!

Beastquake by blacktoothgrin May 17, 2011

assquake 

The result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. Rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. Most recent account of an 'assquake" dates to Junes 24, 2012. JeneQua Jones III "stripper name - Seductive J" was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident.

Guy: "dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night."
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".

assquake by magic_d12345 July 5, 2012

assquake 

The act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury.

"Oh my god we're under attack!"
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."

assquake by Mr. LunchBox December 6, 2006

Assquake 

When you get a notification on your phone while on FaceTime, and the other person on the screen can feel the vibration through the phone.

Damn Sarah! That was a huge assquake!

I know!

*Gets notification* ASSQUAKEEEEEE

Assquake by Whysipwhenyoucansuck April 4, 2017

Assquake 

When your ass is so fat, you cause an earthquake when you sit down.

Megan caused an assquake when she sat down at lunch.

Assquake by ryzann March 7, 2016

assquake 

a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.

if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.

assquake by oddkin February 17, 2005