Basket-weaving

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The process of manually weaving baskets.

Dale Gribble wasn't very good at basket-weaving, so he quit.

Basket-weaving by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

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Basket Weaving

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.

Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.

Basket Weaving by gammaradiation March 9, 2017

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basket weaving

Masterbating technique with both hands and your fingers interlaced.

I was at a boring party, so i decided to start basket weaving for entertainment.

basket weaving by Basket Weaver May 27, 2006

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basket weaving

When a slut bag uses both her hands in an up and down spiral motion to jerk off the PENIS

I will basket weave your ardavrk until the foreskin falls off.

basket weaving by Balzar May 10, 2005

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basket weaving

When two people are having sex and their pubic hair get tangeled together.

Me and my wife had sex and ended up basket weaving.

basket weaving by T.R.O.R May 2, 2011

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Basket Weaving

Plain and simple: to engage in lesbian sex.

"I walked into the party and two girls were basket weaving in the corner!"

Basket Weaving by Michael Welker July 29, 2019

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Basket weaving and fingering children

A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.

What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.

Basket weaving and fingering children by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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