Barrhaven

Somewhere so boring all you'll find is pot heads sneaking into movie theaters and jacking stuff from walmart. When they're done that they hussle starbucks to complete the day.

"What did you do this weekend?"
"I went to Barrhaven and smoked weed"
"oh..."

by mudkipfuker June 15, 2009

barrhaven

One of the fastest growing residential communities in the city of Ottawa, municipality of Nepean. Normally surrounded by acres and acres of farmland, it's northen boundary is dictated by Fallowfield road, extending west to Cedarview road, and east to Prince of Whales dr. As of late 2005, it features a 6-theatre cinema, and a large strip mall on Strandherd road featuring Wal-Mart, Staples, Winners, and Loblaws among others. Real-estate value ranges anywhere from $110,000 to $1,500,000 in Barrhaven. It is also notorious for the large presence of ethnic minorities, including those of middle eastern or indian heritage, as well as asians. Often nicknamed "Brownhaven". Flooded with catholic schools, Barrhaven also has an extremely nice landscape, featuring many public parks and playgrounds that have been built within the last two years. It takes approximately 45 minutes to get downtown via Ottawa's OCTranspo, and a car or bike is required to get anywhere within the neighbourhood itself.

"Let's go downtown, though you'll have to give me 45mins since I'm commuting from Barrhaven"

by awwjyeah November 30, 2005

Barrhaven

Where dumbass high school kids think it’s ghetto

Barrhaven kids are retarded

by Biggthonk November 22, 2019

Barr Haven

A very white suburb of Ottawa where there is nothing to do but smoke a lot of pot and do other drugs.

Hey look at that kid smoking pot, he must be from Barr Haven

by KronikKid June 7, 2005

Badhaven

A useless employee govt employee whose work is so bad that everyone who reviews it gets severe headache, despite this due to govt laws can't be fired! Despite their crap work they get paid market salary and yet they constantly complain about them being treated unfair when in reality they don't even deserve 1% of their pay! They look at other employees who progress due to their good work and complain all of these people have progressed due to sucking up! They pray multiple hours a day and say everything good and bad happens due to Karma yet they themselves don't believe in this shit which is evident from their jealousy and anger towards others progressing! They complain and cry everyday but for decades they still stay in the same govt job and don't leave because they deep inside know they are absolutely worthless! They are massive burden on the govt department and also the society!

John working in the X Dept of the govt over the past 30 years is a Badhaven!

by UniqueInnovator1 October 7, 2023

barravecchio

a nigga who gets bitches

bro that nigga such a barravecchio

by Sekcashmofo November 26, 2019