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Bumstead Binstead
Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.
Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!
Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!
Bumstead Binstead by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016
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Barnstaple
A small (shitty) town in North Devon. Reputed to be the end of the universe, this was disproved when it aquired a 'Subway' and was deemed to be slightly better than Bideford, its nearest rival for that particular accolade.
Barnstaple boasts a number of shops, 'attractions' and pubs. Most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, glass, or at least stamp on- any outsider.
Any outsider to Barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the English language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a 'Subway'.
Barnstaple boasts a number of shops, 'attractions' and pubs. Most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, glass, or at least stamp on- any outsider.
Any outsider to Barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the English language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a 'Subway'.
Let us not visit Barnstaple, there are Subways in other places, yet these places do not revere this fact as they often have more interesting things than a heated sandwich.
Barnstaple by Mr Dan January 29, 2007
West Barnstable
One of the seven villages in the town of Barnstable, located in the heart of Cape Cod, West Barnstable is the largest village by land but one of the smallest by population. There are virtually no bad areas of this town. Most of the village is composed of salt mash and beach so the people are spread out over a wide area. Although there are no bad areas in West Barnstable, the village is home to Sandy Neck, the largest beach and the most popular bonfire beach out of all mid-cape areas and parties there may never go to plan...
Guy 1: wanna head over to Sandy Neck in West Barnstable for that bonfire tonight.
Guy 2: sure man, I'll go invite 20 other people I know!
Guy 2: sure man, I'll go invite 20 other people I know!
West Barnstable by Bobby5767 February 19, 2013
Barnstable
A town located on Cape Cod, Massachusetts. It’s divided into several villages, all different in their own way.
Start with the villages on the North, located on Cape Cod Bay. The North has mostly normal wealthy people.
West Barnstable- has Sandy Neck, one of the biggest beaches on Cape Cod. The entire town is nice and it still has its "small town" feel.
Barnstable Village- It is home to Barnstable Harbor, Millway and Cummiquid.
Now lets look on the South, located on Nantucket Sound; much different.
Cotuit-. People here tend to have a stuck up attitude of "being from Cotuit" even though it means nothing.
Osterville- Regarded as the nicest village in Barnstable. Has Dowses Beach. The locals only beach.
Oyster Harbors- Richest place on Cape Cod. Mansions sit empty most of the year as "summer cottages".
Marstons Mills- The average part of Barnstable. People here range from rich to bums and many are referred to as "Millbillys".
Centerville- Much is overdeveloped and people tend to stay crowded in.
Craigville- Part of Centerville located on the water. Has Craigville Beach. It’s the tourist beach and no true locals ever go there. If they do, it’s to annoy the tourists.
Hyannisport- Very wealthy small village. Famous for being the home of the Kennedy Family. Squaw Island, the golf course and the breakwater are all located in this small area.
Hyannis- Immigration happened and now it is the lowest place on Cape Cod. The only nice parts are on the water.
Start with the villages on the North, located on Cape Cod Bay. The North has mostly normal wealthy people.
West Barnstable- has Sandy Neck, one of the biggest beaches on Cape Cod. The entire town is nice and it still has its "small town" feel.
Barnstable Village- It is home to Barnstable Harbor, Millway and Cummiquid.
Now lets look on the South, located on Nantucket Sound; much different.
Cotuit-. People here tend to have a stuck up attitude of "being from Cotuit" even though it means nothing.
Osterville- Regarded as the nicest village in Barnstable. Has Dowses Beach. The locals only beach.
Oyster Harbors- Richest place on Cape Cod. Mansions sit empty most of the year as "summer cottages".
Marstons Mills- The average part of Barnstable. People here range from rich to bums and many are referred to as "Millbillys".
Centerville- Much is overdeveloped and people tend to stay crowded in.
Craigville- Part of Centerville located on the water. Has Craigville Beach. It’s the tourist beach and no true locals ever go there. If they do, it’s to annoy the tourists.
Hyannisport- Very wealthy small village. Famous for being the home of the Kennedy Family. Squaw Island, the golf course and the breakwater are all located in this small area.
Hyannis- Immigration happened and now it is the lowest place on Cape Cod. The only nice parts are on the water.
Barnstable by capelocal January 6, 2014
Ballsteadious
The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.
There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..
Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.
There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..
Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.
Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...
" yeah he has been eating alot "
" yeah he has been eating alot "
Ballsteadious by BcomeLegendary July 11, 2009
Baristed
Baristed by Margaret Malala October 30, 2016
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