Baristed
Baristed by Margaret Malala October 30, 2016
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Baristud
1) The slightly more masculine version of a barista, who measures self-worth by their ability to pour latte art. Runs on pure coffee, it is very dangerous to remove a Baristud from his caffeine. This term came into popularity after the scandal with Taylor the Latte Boy.
2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.
2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.
Tooti: My favorite barista wasn't there today!
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel
Baristud by dancingjellydoughnuts January 14, 2011
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