1) The slightly more masculine version of a barista, who measures self-worth by their ability to pour latte art. Runs on pure coffee, it is very dangerous to remove a Baristud from his caffeine. This term came into popularity after the scandal with Taylor the Latte Boy.
2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.
Tooti: My favorite barista wasn't there today!
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel
A barista who could double as your costar in your wet dreams. Someone who looks fine as hell making you that latte, but would look evenbetter pouring milk with less clothes on.
That guy is a total baristud - he can remove everything but that apron and a cup of joe for me!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!