Banstead

A town in the borough of Reigate and Banstead in north Surrey, England that’s filled with old people that shout at you for breathing and pricks on their bikes who attack said old people.

person 1: where are you from?
person 2: banstead
person 1: omg don’t shank me

Banstead by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox August 29, 2019

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Bumstead Binstead

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

Bumstead Binstead by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016

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Barnstead

Small, super kick-ass town about 30 minutes from Concord NH.

Let's go to Barnstead, nobody is as kick-ass as us.

Barnstead by sbonizzle December 7, 2010

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magic benstead

A man with a huge chin who lives in a cave

a masssive chin who lives in a cave and is a trogladite and eats worms and he works in his bunsen burner factory he is called magic benstead

magic benstead by spongle2003 April 21, 2007

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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