Banstead 

A town in the borough of Reigate and Banstead in north Surrey, England that’s filled with old people that shout at you for breathing and pricks on their bikes who attack said old people.

person 1: where are you from?
person 2: banstead
person 1: omg don’t shank me

Banstead by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox August 29, 2019

Bumstead Binstead 

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

Bumstead Binstead by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016

Barnstead 

Small, super kick-ass town about 30 minutes from Concord NH.

Let's go to Barnstead, nobody is as kick-ass as us.

Barnstead by sbonizzle December 7, 2010

magic benstead 

A man with a huge chin who lives in a cave

a masssive chin who lives in a cave and is a trogladite and eats worms and he works in his bunsen burner factory he is called magic benstead

magic benstead by spongle2003 April 21, 2007