Barmed 

Verb: to shit ones self
Derived from the scouse term for a bread roll; barm.
To say someone has barmed it, is to say their bumcheeks resemble the two buns in a curry barm.

"Arr lad, remember when I fronted that maggot?!"
"Yeah man, he curry-barmed it. Proper messed his trousers."

Barmed by Ricardo Espana October 9, 2022

balmed 

To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.

balmed by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

get barked lol 

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

'hey look' *sends a video*
'whats with the weird glasses at the end'
'get barked lol'
'fuck you'

get barked lol by Lilavender May 12, 2021

e-barred 

Being excluded, prevented or banned from action, display or entrance to certain locations with notification through email.

Roy received an email and was e-barred from the brewery for being an ass-hat.

e-barred by ElLocoDuderino June 29, 2016

Barmuda Triangle

A well known 4 sq. block habitat for wildlife in downtown Eugene, Oregon.
Standing in the intersection of Olive and W. Broadway (as is wont to happen
in the wee hours of a raucous night) you are within a 1 sq. block radius of 11 watering holes.
This area is famous for its ability to "disappear" or "swallow" people whole.

Also known for the propensity of Evangelical Christians to misguidedly attempt to "save" the souls
of the wayward traveling drifters, otherwise known as citizens.
Slurs have been known to fly. . .often.

1. Where's Bob?

2: I dunno, last time I saw him was around midnight, he was stumbling toward the Barmuda Triangle.

1: Uh-oh!

2: Yeah, he could be anywhere. . .

Barmuda Triangle by Professor Oblivious September 1, 2013

No Shots Barred 

No Shots Barred is a variation of the game Extreme Ping Pong, the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table. Players may move around the table as they wish and even the room. The game is often judged on points for style similar to the original with extra points going to attack shots (Shots which cause pain to the opponent usually hitting them in the face or the genital region). While No Shots Barred is seemingly a violent game, it is often played in most cases in a graceful manner with players concentrating on more tactical shots rather than pain inflicting ones.

Henry: I've got a really bad black eye.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.

No Shots Barred by Nex Solo November 21, 2010

Barred

(verb) A term created by stoners at Carlsbad High School meaning to get grounded, caught, or in trouble in any way

I hit that shit in class yesterday and now I'm barred.

My parents barred me.

Barred by Wat69..$ May 15, 2019