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/baRˈlet/

The act of including/inserting oneself into an uninvited situation.

Tense variations can be used to denote a previous transgression, current action, or a planned future offense.

PAST: Barletted
PRESENT: Barletting

FUTURE: Barlett
Past tense: "Fucking Jimmy...that mofo barletted his ass into the poker game again!"

Present tense: "Look at that barletting piece of shit grabbing yet another beer out of my cooler."
Future tense: "I plan on smoking enough Indian Hay to kill a baby elephant, so I'll barlett my way to the party with someone."
Barlett by McBackup December 14, 2023
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/ˈBar·LET/

To unexpectedly invite/insert oneself to an event/party/activity or help oneself to someone else's possessions/food/drink.

Tenses
PAST: Barletted
PRESENT: Barletting
FUTURE: Barlett
PAST: "Cheap-ass Jimmy barletted a ride to the Pearl Jam concert and didn't even chip in for gas!"
PRESENT: "James was planning on barletting his way into the party after it became clear the girls did not invite him."

FUTURE: "She never liked anal before, but he was quite confident he'd be able to barlett his way in tonight."
Barlett by McBackup December 20, 2023

Barlett Style 

You throw up chicken fingers into your partners vagina then stick your penis in and finally you cum all over her.
Yo did you, hear about that new barlett style?" "Ya man i just need to get myself some chicken fingers.

Barrett Barrage 

A Barrett Barrage is a hot steamy wet shit or a normal shit either way it is still a shit.
This definition was invented by Bruce Blitz on YouTube Check Him Out Along with The Whole Blitz Team
My stomach is bothering me I think I should take a Barrett Barrage.

My friend took a Barrett Barrage in my bed.

My sister went and took a Barrett Barrage in my dad's mouth yesterday while he was sleeping.
Barrett Barrage by MastaPZ December 10, 2013

Emerson Barrett 

An extremely talented drummer and artist. He has a beautiful hat collection. Going along with how talented he is he is also very attractive. He is one of the sweetest humans I’ve ever met he is just perfect
Emerson Barrett is the sweetest human ever!
Friends 2: I know! When I hugged him for a picture afterwards he said “aw that was like a cute little sleepy prom picture!” He is so precious

Barrett Hall 

Barrett Hall is currently a coed upperclassman dorm at William and Mary, housing Second, Third, and Fourth-Year students. However, it is mostly inhabited by Second-Years since older students, whose seniority grants them first pick of housing, fill up the better upperclassman dorms, leaving Barrett to the sophomores. Nevertheless, Barrett is a definite step up from freshman housing, as it features air conditioning in every room. The first and third floors house women, while the second floor houses men. Thus, there is one large single-gender bathroom on each floor.

Barrett is unique among W&M dorms for its V-shape and large porch. It features large, well-furnished social and study lounges on the first floor. There are also balconies outside many second-floor rooms, which students can access through windows. The college makes no official statement on whether students are allowed to sit on these balconies, but it seems like something that would not be allowed, so students typically do so only under cover of darkness.
Camille: What residence hall are you in this year?
Dylan: Barrett Hall!
Camille: Wow, so you have that nice porch, then.
Dylan: Yeah! And at night, I like to sit out on the second-floor balcony as well.
Barrett Hall by naked streaker September 24, 2018

emerson barrett 

The beautiful drummer of Palaye Royale, insanely talented artist and Hat enthusiast
Is that an Emerson Barrett piece , Nah that's just inspired by him