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Bareness

Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun.
Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.

One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"

another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"

There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:

Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over
by JAKSAMTOMJOSALEXAIGDAN April 21, 2011
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His Bakeness

One who achieves a T. Bake or King status.
Yo, dat dude9-fo reps His Bakeness to the fullest son!
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Baroness Bomburs

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's nick name. Baroness Bomburs is the villain queen of the land of Vulgaria who orders the imprisonment of all children in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Baroness Bomburs (aka Gov Jan Brewer) considers a bill that would require schools to report undocumented children. The children will then be lured by candy and toys into a wagon by a long nosed man called the Child Catcher (aka Sheriff Joe Arpaio). The children are then indefinitely imprisoned, never to see their parents again.
Baroness Bomburs approves another bill in Arizona, ensuring her delight in the suffering of Chicanos and their children everywhere.
by Truly Scrumptious May 16, 2010
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Baroness

Shes a right Baroness
by Jordan February 22, 2004
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baroness

You've got yourself a Baroness, right there.
by wench September 1, 2004
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baeness

The amount of bae that one contains
Maisie has a large amount of baeness
by baeness July 10, 2014
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barness

when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.
Man!! I was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. WHAT A BARNESS!!!
by willy mayeri September 19, 2006
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