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Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.
by Aevos April 05, 2016
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.
i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.
by sin_77 November 06, 2006
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When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.
Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."
by catsofamerica!!!!lalala April 22, 2011
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"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
by Bluefire310 April 08, 2007
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"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
by Blue_fire310 April 14, 2007
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A peculiarly Irish way of using the word Fuck. By putting "be" before "fuck" the word has a similiar meaning to "could be". I am not sure of the origin, but probably some appropriation from Irish is likely, at least in grammatical form.
"She was as roughas befucked", used to describe a particulary ugly Girl.
by Vicferrari July 05, 2006
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