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Bantocked

There's always that one guy in the football team that's face somehow seems to attract footballs to it as though it's magnetized. The word 'Bantocked!' is often loudly exclaimed in amusement by teammates when that ball-smashed-in-the-face moment occurs. The victim is a generally a perpetually sad watery eyed fellow that can be found in the pub afterwards soothing its red swollen proboscis in a cool pint.

He was well and truly bantocked in the face by that shot.
Ouch!, he was proper bantocked there.

by five-bells-oracle November 14, 2019