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Plant therapist with lots of added dad jokes. Is not funny but thinks of them self’s as if they had high comedy. Has little to no brain. Loves eye rolls. On a scale from 1-10 they have a 10 in sarcasm. Has self talks and random outburst in public settings. Keeps to them selves and lacks social skills. When you get to know them you will not regret it
Hey is there even such thing as a plant therapist? Ya there a Bankel
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A freakishly tall, dark and handsome African God-on-earth type of human being. Above average intelligence and extremely good sense of humour, however prone to sarcastic and teasing tendencies when trying to mess with other people's minds. Amazing lover, though sadly for the many ladies-in-waiting, only attracted to Australian females. Destined for great things.

*sometimes known as Banky or Kole
Girl 1: Who's that tall fine boy

Girl 2: Oh that's Bankole. Don't bother, he's taken
Bankole by AusGal November 16, 2012
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Banuelos 

Only the coolest motherfucking last name on the planet. Legendary.

When no one is there for you, the Banuelos will be there.
We stick together and defend each other.
Banuelos are passionate latin people.
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Dude: Hell yeah Bro!
Banuelos by Ricosuave777 June 3, 2017

Bankenstein 

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers
A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.
Bankenstein by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

bandelier 

Two guys hanging from the ceiling. One is upside down and both are playing the skin flute to form their own band.
Anthony: “Hey Derrick! Feel like doing a bandelier tonight?”
Derrick: “Sure Anthony. Sounds fun. I’ll bring the lube.”
bandelier by OrangeRichard August 31, 2018

Ted Banker 

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
Ted Banker is the fucking man.
Ted Banker by East Meadow December 15, 2008
Is a person who's aight doesn't give two fucks and is awkward.wants to do crazy shit but never does and is care free kinda savage kinda rude does not take bullshit from anyone and lives a meh life
I want to be a banele when I grow up
Banele by Idontgivetwofucks December 30, 2017
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