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Plant therapist with lots of added dad jokes. Is not funny but thinks of them self’s as if they had high comedy. Has little to no brain. Loves eye rolls. On a scale from 1-10 they have a 10 in sarcasm. Has self talks and random outburst in public settings. Keeps to them selves and lacks social skills. When you get to know them you will not regret it
Hey is there even such thing as a plant therapist? Ya there a Bankel
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A freakishly tall, dark and handsome African God-on-earth type of human being. Above average intelligence and extremely good sense of humour, however prone to sarcastic and teasing tendencies when trying to mess with other people's minds. Amazing lover, though sadly for the many ladies-in-waiting, only attracted to Australian females. Destined for great things.

*sometimes known as Banky or Kole
Girl 1: Who's that tall fine boy

Girl 2: Oh that's Bankole. Don't bother, he's taken
Bankole by AusGal November 16, 2012
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Banuelos 

Only the coolest motherfucking last name on the planet. Legendary.

When no one is there for you, the Banuelos will be there.
We stick together and defend each other.
Banuelos are passionate latin people.
Bro: " You a Banuelos?
Dude: Hell yeah Bro!
Banuelos by Ricosuave777 June 3, 2017

Bankenstein 

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers
A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.
Bankenstein by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

bandelier 

Two guys hanging from the ceiling. One is upside down and both are playing the skin flute to form their own band.
Anthony: “Hey Derrick! Feel like doing a bandelier tonight?”
Derrick: “Sure Anthony. Sounds fun. I’ll bring the lube.”
bandelier by OrangeRichard August 31, 2018

Ted Banker 

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
Ted Banker is the fucking man.
Ted Banker by East Meadow December 15, 2008
Is a person who's aight doesn't give two fucks and is awkward.wants to do crazy shit but never does and is care free kinda savage kinda rude does not take bullshit from anyone and lives a meh life
I want to be a banele when I grow up
Banele by Idontgivetwofucks December 30, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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