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Banach Test 

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
Banach Test by NyC PrO July 31, 2012
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It is the street term for the psychoactive substance derived banana peels. It is smoked, inhaled, or injected for an intense high between LSD and DMT. Supposedly US Soldiers used to smoke "banrack" in Vietnam.
A banana is treated with a series of lighter fluid and ether for a span of a few days, then allowed to dry. Then you have banrack, and it is smoked. There are often several other methods, and other ways it is smoked similar to crack.
banrack by Adam C. B. February 19, 2008

BANIC SlAP 

It’s a spinning back fist but with a large cock or strap on
Omg Jon Jones just landed a BANIC SLAP ,that’s it ,it hurt em ,it’s allll over - in joe Rogan voice
BANIC SlAP by CatsmasherTim August 5, 2018
Banicide is a term used to describe banning multiple users of an Internet forum in quick succession. Sometimes, multitudes of forum-goers suffer from fits of douchebaggery. A normally laid back community can become a volatile, cesspool of trolling and senseless bashing. The only remedy is banning the offending parties to restore order to the website.
In the wake of recent events, the only way to describe the amount of people banned from the sn95forum is banicide.
banicide by White95 February 4, 2014

tiana banic’d 

The act of sucky for the exchange of drugs, usually snow

Could also refer to the act of stealing said drugs by accidentally dropping it in the toilet and panicking
“That man got tiana banic’d , she took everything!”
tiana banic’d by Gordo2 August 14, 2019
A child or baby. Used because of the saying "stuck his banana in her pink taco" banana meaning penis and taco meaning vagina. and mixing the two terms makes banacos.
Man they should've used a condom. Maybe they wouldn't have all these banacos running around.
Banacos by CarolxBabyGirl April 26, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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