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Banach Test 

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
Banach Test by NyC PrO July 31, 2012
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It is the street term for the psychoactive substance derived banana peels. It is smoked, inhaled, or injected for an intense high between LSD and DMT. Supposedly US Soldiers used to smoke "banrack" in Vietnam.
A banana is treated with a series of lighter fluid and ether for a span of a few days, then allowed to dry. Then you have banrack, and it is smoked. There are often several other methods, and other ways it is smoked similar to crack.
banrack by Adam C. B. February 19, 2008

BANIC SlAP 

It’s a spinning back fist but with a large cock or strap on
Omg Jon Jones just landed a BANIC SLAP ,that’s it ,it hurt em ,it’s allll over - in joe Rogan voice
BANIC SlAP by CatsmasherTim August 5, 2018
Banicide is a term used to describe banning multiple users of an Internet forum in quick succession. Sometimes, multitudes of forum-goers suffer from fits of douchebaggery. A normally laid back community can become a volatile, cesspool of trolling and senseless bashing. The only remedy is banning the offending parties to restore order to the website.
In the wake of recent events, the only way to describe the amount of people banned from the sn95forum is banicide.
banicide by White95 February 4, 2014

tiana banic’d 

The act of sucky for the exchange of drugs, usually snow

Could also refer to the act of stealing said drugs by accidentally dropping it in the toilet and panicking
That man got tiana banic’d , she took everything!”
tiana banic’d by Gordo2 August 14, 2019
A child or baby. Used because of the saying "stuck his banana in her pink taco" banana meaning penis and taco meaning vagina. and mixing the two terms makes banacos.
Man they should've used a condom. Maybe they wouldn't have all these banacos running around.
Banacos by CarolxBabyGirl April 26, 2008