Bandboozled 

To be fooled or cheated by that band or artist you were dying to see. You wanted to love their live performance, but it sucked really bad.

Friend 1: “Hey man, how was the Mötley Crüe concert?”

Friend 2: It wasn’t as good as I thought it would be. I got bandboozled.

Bandboozled by Kaylyn S. July 14, 2019

Narghile bamboozled 

This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.

I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉

Narghile bamboozled by AndreiBossu69 January 21, 2021

Bamboozled by her blow hole 

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.

I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

Bamboozled by her blow hole by Travis and mark November 27, 2018

Bamboozled 

Screwed up deeply twice by viet cong employer changing salary policy everyday. You keep smiling motherfuker!

I sell you my fake stocks my dear bamboozled friend. Dead line in three hours motherfuker!

Bamboozled by A6600871_kkk July 7, 2020

Bamboozled 

Fooled, conned. Often, one who is bamboozled becomes embarrassed.

I've been bamboozled; this sandwich contains the lettuce, ham, and mustard, all right, but the tomatoes are nowehre to be found! This is the last time I ever trade lunches with Brock...

Bamboozled by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

bamboozled 

To be tricked or swindled by another via intentional manipulation or deceptive practices.

I told my wife not to go car shopping without me but she didn't listen. As a result, the salesman bamboozled her into buying a car she doesn't need and can't afford.

bamboozled by JayDub October 1, 2004

Benboozled 

To have a conversation or discussion changed into a pre-defined confused state.This state will only be known by the person or people not involved in said conversation and or discussion.

Did you hear how Korn Dog said he was in Tonopah Nevada to all of those people on the phone?" "Korn Dog was actually in Reno Nevada laughing out loud Ooskie Dooskie.He totally Benboozled all of them.

Benboozled by Don Mofo Convert775-453-4236 March 31, 2011

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020