Bandaiding

Trying to fix an issue with someone or something, much like a band-aid.

Person 1: Look baby I am really sorry for what I did, but I still love you!

Person 2: If you were sorry you wouldn't have done it. Stop bandaiding it!

by xMissMeow June 16, 2016

Banditing

Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.

Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...

by omigodlucy April 12, 2010

bandanging

Game where one person sits in a shopping cart and another pushes the cart into a curb. The sitter must jump out as soon as the cart makes contact in order to obtain maximum height and distance.

There is a lot of bandanging in all of the CKY movies.

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

banditing

participating in a road race without officially registering for it.

Rich ran the local 5k road race, but he came across the finish line with no bib or chip, pissing off the race directors and officials because he was banditing. That is, he never officially registered and/or paid for participation in the road race. As such, even though Rich crossed the tape before any one else and won it, his performance was not recorded in the results.

by Yukagin April 12, 2010

Bandaidong

When a male shaves his pubic hair and the razor cuts any area on or around his genitalia. Bandaidong results from the bandaid applied to the injured area.

Bro, i was shavin' my pubes yesterday and i sneezed. I got such bad bandaidong.

by TheMaxident February 12, 2014

barmaiding

For a male to have a partner give them a hand job which simulates the act of a bar maid pulling a pint of smooth draught. The person giving the hand job, should pull the erect shaft to and fro repeatedly, as a barmaid would do, when pulling a pint.

Jess was barmaiding Ben when he shot his creamy pint of boddingtons all over her fairly average breasts.

by starspoon1 March 23, 2011

bandanaing

The process of tying a bandana to a set of scooter handlebars.

Hey man can u please tie a bandana to my bars, I suck at 'bandanaing'.

by ThaNamesSam September 22, 2009