6 definition by Blood Spartan

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Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.
On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain
by Blood Spartan June 21, 2007

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The rapid circular spinning of one's penal oragan.
I was really grossed out by that guy and his cockcopter.
by Blood Spartan June 21, 2007

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spiritual and physical natures being used simultaniously.
One who is spirically fit is both physically fit and has a strong relationship with God.
by Blood Spartan June 21, 2007

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Game where one person sits in a shopping cart and another pushes the cart into a curb. The sitter must jump out as soon as the cart makes contact in order to obtain maximum height and distance.
There is a lot of bandanging in all of the CKY movies.
by Blood Spartan June 21, 2007

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People lacking hygiene have nogiene
let's stand far away from the guy with nogiene
by Blood Spartan August 29, 2007

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The term used to describe a bowel movement where the fecal matter is neither solid nor liquid.
That chinese food gave me the soquids, I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up proper.
by Blood Spartan June 21, 2007

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