Banana Suprise 

The sexual act of blowing your load into your partner's nose, picking it out, and making them eat it. This is usually done by shoving the dirty finger into their mouth. Doing this will give them the "tangy" sensation of jizz and snot. This is usually done by force, as most girls do not appreciate a snot n' sperm smoothie.

While your sister was jacking my wanker, I gave her a banana suprise.

Banana Suprise by Metroid0098 October 16, 2010

Chocolate Banana Surprise 

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

Chocolate Banana Surprise by E-Nasty April 6, 2009

Banana Surprise

A banana surprise happens when a male is mid coitus with his female partner in the dark and says " Do you mind if I try something different?" After getting permission said male then reaches for a banana he has stowed earlier, peels it and then begins gently rubbing the banana on the females genitals. After a few minutes said female should ask what is that which then the male yells "Banana Surprise!" and shoves said banana into the females vagina at full force.

My girl said she was into magic so I Banana Surprised her ass.

Banana Surprise by dmac67 November 19, 2010

Banana Sunrise

Another name for "morning wood".

Sorry I was late boss, I was hit with a banana sunrise this morning and couldn't get my pants on.

Banana Sunrise by peepoomaster72 April 16, 2026

Double Banana Split Surprise 

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.

I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.

Double Banana Split Surprise by Bananasplitter789 May 12, 2021