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Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.
Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.
Bampton by anonymous November 22, 2020
Words you can keep
A place in east Devon, England, known for its homosexual attitudes and population.
Oi look at that boy over there!”
“He’s definitely from Bampton!”
Bampton by Ridubs February 27, 2020
Minces around with a clipboard not really achieving anything looks like basil fawlty
When describing any member of staff who fits this description look at that bampton over there
bampton by Spazzle85 April 1, 2017

Hayley Bampton 

The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.
Wow, that girl's a real Hayley Bampton.
Hayley Bampton by TodCooper April 28, 2011
the city of compton changed to bompton(bloods would change the C to a B)
"i am from da city of Bompton"
bompton by durty d April 29, 2003

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.
Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.
Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"
Brampton Broomstick by Habsley November 18, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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