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Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.
Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.
Bampton by anonymous November 22, 2020
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Hayley Bampton 

The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.
Wow, that girl's a real Hayley Bampton.
Hayley Bampton by TodCooper April 28, 2011
A place in east Devon, England, known for its homosexual attitudes and population.
“Oi look at that boy over there!”
“He’s definitely from Bampton!”
Bampton by Ridubs February 27, 2020
Minces around with a clipboard not really achieving anything looks like basil fawlty
When describing any member of staff who fits this description look at that bampton over there
bampton by Spazzle85 April 1, 2017

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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