Bampton

Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.

Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Bampton

A place in east Devon, England, known for its homosexual attitudes and population.

“Oi look at that boy over there!”
“He’s definitely from Bampton!”

by Ridubs February 27, 2020

Hayley Bampton

The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.

Wow, that girl's a real Hayley Bampton.

by TodCooper April 28, 2011

bampton

Minces around with a clipboard not really achieving anything looks like basil fawlty

When describing any member of staff who fits this description look at that bampton over there

by Spazzle85 April 1, 2017