Bampton

Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.

Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Bampton

A place in east Devon, England, known for its homosexual attitudes and population.

“Oi look at that boy over there!”
“He’s definitely from Bampton!”

by Ridubs February 27, 2020

bampton

Minces around with a clipboard not really achieving anything looks like basil fawlty

When describing any member of staff who fits this description look at that bampton over there

by Spazzle85 April 1, 2017

Hayley Bampton

The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.

Wow, that girl's a real Hayley Bampton.

by TodCooper April 28, 2011

bompton

the city of compton changed to bompton(bloods would change the C to a B)

"i am from da city of Bompton"

by durty d April 29, 2003

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

by Mantaztik March 31, 2009

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.

Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"

by Habsley November 18, 2019