bamberg 

v. To teach mathematics in a wildly confusing way.

Student 1: Dude, I've been watching this lecture video for an hour, and I have no idea what a manifold is.
Student 2: You just got bamberged.

bamberg by Bamberg banger December 16, 2009

Bamberg 

Only the coolest town ever made on the planet. Bamberg sits classy with its 3 fast food places- Hardee's, KFC/Taco Bell, & Subway. Go to Hardee's before 9 am and see all the rednecks. Just watch out on your way there for Officer James Smoak or Officer Chris Sandifer, they're ruthless.

Hey! Let's go to Bamberg because...... oh wait, there's nothing there!

Bamberg by Clemson Tiger :) July 29, 2009

The Bamberg K 

When someones text message reply contains only the letter 'K', because the person is either to lazy or cool to add the letter 'O' in front.

Text message:

Person 1: Hey dude, it was so good seeing you the other day! I haven't seen you in agesss we should catch up!

The Bamberg K offender: K
_____________________________________________

Person 1: Babe, I'm pregnant

The Bamberg K offender: K

The Bamberg K by justhavingfundustin;) June 1, 2011

bamberski 

-verb
1. to kidnap someone convicted in absentia, and deposit them on the courthouse steps for processing.

After André Bamberski, who successfully employed this tactic on his daughter's killer.

He raped my niece in El Paso, then ran back to Juárez. The DA couldn't extradite him, so I had to bamberski the piece of shit.

bamberski by let's make it a trend October 21, 2009

Stuart Bamberdash 

When a situation has become so pale, so perverse, that one goes under.

Person 1:
"Remember that time when Gorny kept trench-defending?"

Person 2:
"Yeah man, it was Stuart Bamberdash!"

Stuart Bamberdash by i r b.f. January 11, 2008

bamberski 

bam-ber-ski (verb) To take matters into your own hands when being blocked by something or someone stupid or selfish and you are entirely in the right.

cf. the action of one Mr Bamberski, who caught his daughter's killer and delivered him, bound and gagged, to a competent court. Said killer had been convicted in absentia, but had not been extradited by his country of residence.

bamberski by QWPA October 22, 2009

Bamber bridge 

A small town in preston where you are most likely to be violently assaulted or beat with a hammer if you look at the wrong people funny

Wanna go Bamber bridge?
No fuck that cba gettin stabbed

Bamber bridge by Brigger4life February 17, 2019