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bamberg

v. To teach mathematics in a wildly confusing way.
Student 1: Dude, I've been watching this lecture video for an hour, and I have no idea what a manifold is.
Student 2: You just got bamberged.
by Bamberg banger December 16, 2009
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Bamberg

Only the coolest town ever made on the planet. Bamberg sits classy with its 3 fast food places- Hardee's, KFC/Taco Bell, & Subway. Go to Hardee's before 9 am and see all the rednecks. Just watch out on your way there for Officer James Smoak or Officer Chris Sandifer, they're ruthless.
Hey! Let's go to Bamberg because...... oh wait, there's nothing there!
by Clemson Tiger :) July 29, 2009
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The Bamberg K

When someones text message reply contains only the letter 'K', because the person is either to lazy or cool to add the letter 'O' in front.
Text message:

Person 1: Hey dude, it was so good seeing you the other day! I haven't seen you in agesss we should catch up!

The Bamberg K offender: K
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Person 1: Babe, I'm pregnant

The Bamberg K offender: K
by justhavingfundustin;) June 1, 2011
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bamberski

-verb
1. to kidnap someone convicted in absentia, and deposit them on the courthouse steps for processing.

After André Bamberski, who successfully employed this tactic on his daughter's killer.
He raped my niece in El Paso, then ran back to Juárez. The DA couldn't extradite him, so I had to bamberski the piece of shit.
by let's make it a trend October 21, 2009
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Stuart Bamberdash

When a situation has become so pale, so perverse, that one goes under.
Person 1:
"Remember that time when Gorny kept trench-defending?"

Person 2:
"Yeah man, it was Stuart Bamberdash!"
by i r b.f. January 11, 2008
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bamberski

bam-ber-ski (verb) To take matters into your own hands when being blocked by something or someone stupid or selfish and you are entirely in the right.
cf. the action of one Mr Bamberski, who caught his daughter's killer and delivered him, bound and gagged, to a competent court. Said killer had been convicted in absentia, but had not been extradited by his country of residence.
by QWPA October 22, 2009
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Bamber bridge

A small town in preston where you are most likely to be violently assaulted or beat with a hammer if you look at the wrong people funny
Wanna go Bamber bridge?
No fuck that cba gettin stabbed
by Brigger4life February 17, 2019
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