To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.
Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.
Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.