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A Balzam is like money-worth a lot and when someone says you are or you have Balzam your pretty good at the fucking game
You have the goated Balzam
Balzam by Kockledoodle123 May 10, 2023
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We won the game ... BAZAMBO!
BAZAMBO by Btown wordsmith May 15, 2015
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n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."
"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'
Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

bazamboomur

one who bazamboomus for the cult started by muhammad the blood thirsty paedophile rapist genocidal warmonger
bazamboomur: I've bazamboomu four new kids and paid off their families in silver coins
C.A.I.R. cult cell: the prophet of child rape would be pleased, pieces be made of him, are their asses still tight?
bazamboomur: not after the 71 other bazamboomurs have their way with them. Why don't you wed another child?

Council on American-Islamic Relations prefers the bazamboomur selected teens have tight anal sphincters for the raping Orgy of Peaceful Islamic Messengers, O.P.I.U.M.

bazamboomu 

teen bamboozled into suicide bombing by the cult started by muhammad the blood thirsty paedophile rapist genocidal warmonger
Imam: After this bazamboomu there will be much virgin raping in your next life
bazambo teen: ass raping?
Imam: mmm, yes, soon
This is not slang. It is Dutch for "scrotum."
In the Netherlands, the pouch of skin and muscle that contains the testicles is called the balzak.
balzak by TMD September 13, 2006
the urban name for the city of Baltimore, Maryland describing the flamboient and glamourous lifestyles of some of the city's high profile and local residents. The term derives from the urban phrase "baller" or "balla"
which is used as a noun describing a person of the urban community who "uniquely" strives for the purpose of obtaining monetary wealth as his / her validation of high class social status.
Ballamore is the term to describe the high class and upscale lifestyle of many people who are entrepeneurs in their field residing in the city of Baltimore, Maryland often appropriatedly referred to as Charm, City or 'Ballamore".
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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