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Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly
"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!
Premature jubilation by Mr Jameson October 21, 2010

Post Ejaculation Jubilation 

The elation and happiness one feels after ejaculation.
-Hey, look how happy Steve looks? He just gave me the thumbs up!
-Well he was home alone... must be post ejaculation jubilation!

urination jubilation 

A much much much funnier way of saying you need to use the restroom facilites. Can also be used to describe the place itself...like the way the Brits say "I need to do a toilet" and you go to the toilet to do it. Works best when all present are drunk/stupid/already laughing hysterically. Also commonly used: urination celebration
Finish eating your pear, we need to go to the urination jubilation!
*hysterical giggles*
*pear is forgotten*

jewbilation 

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.
Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

Premature Jibulation 

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.
"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"

Jupilation 

Strictly Belgium related act of appreciating life by drinking beer Jupiler in a good company of friends
I was in Brussels last weekend ! It was pure jupilation
Jupilation by Fet222222 February 9, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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