Balso 

Balso (noun)-A bozo who has balls.
Balso (noun)- A bozo inside of a ball.

EXAMPLE #1:
Some Random Kid: SHUT UP KID, YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YOU ARE A STUPID BOZO.
That Kid: If I am a bozo, I am a bozo... but I do have balls, so... I am a balso!
EXAMPLE #2:
That Guy: Look at those stupid people inside balls, they are such big bozos.
Some Other Guy: Yeah, they are a few of balsos

Balso by ;--; February 16, 2023

Junior Badson 

some kid who’s up to no good

Junior Badson is the opposite of a model citizen

Junior Badson by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022

Protein Balloon

To ejaculate and hold the keeps in the foreskin, pinching the end to block seepage.

Barry thundered towards a massive orgasm and without missing a beat, Rick smartly grabbed the end of his foreskin, just as the tip of Barry's flesh chimney filled up like a protein balloon. Rick positioned his nostrils in line with Barry's shuddering trunk and released his grip...

Protein Balloon by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

hot air balloon 

A conveyance consisting of a sturdy large basket that can hold 4 or more people & is propelled up into the air by a gas burner. They go over 10,000 feet in elevation!

That hot air balloon was really thrilling to ride in & they're awesome to see!

hot air balloon by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

Crusty Balloon by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020

Baldo 

Your average bald person.

Sam: Have you heard about Aldo's hairloss?
Trent: Yeah he's pretty bald
Sam: Guess he's baldo

Baldo by SamFoundations March 24, 2020

glass balloon 

A synonym for heart, as it is fragile and broken easily. Used in a simile by Marina and the Diamonds in the song "Hermit the Frog."

"Well my heart just burst like a glass balloon"

"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."

glass balloon by Evangeline of angels February 5, 2014