baldo

A really really bald fat kid with short brown balding hair and a muscular build with broad shoulders. Baldo is used as an insult, you do not have to fit the description to be called baldo.

someone who is balding and fat. He defacates on the toilet and talks on the phone. He cusses at his diarrhea.

by Andy August 31, 2004

baldo

knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually an insult.

Why does baldo have to lie in front of us deflecting all of the sunlight so we can't get any rays.

by Valinda November 02, 2006

Baldo

Your average bald person.

Sam: Have you heard about Aldo's hairloss?
Trent: Yeah he's pretty bald
Sam: Guess he's baldo

by SamFoundations March 25, 2020

Baldos

A place filled with magical wonders. This resturant creates great Mexican food, but causes intense bowel movements shortly after consumption of the food.

Baldos is awesome, but it should make the chairs toilets, so you can crap and eat at the same time.

by xyz467 April 26, 2010

Baldo

Balderton, AKA Baldo - Baddest village in Newarrrrk.

DA BALDO SOULJAZ
Goin down baldo

by FoxxyNatt May 11, 2008

Baldo

The worlds most greatest human. If you can find a Baldo you better keep them in your life. They do anything and have great toes.

Woah look at Baldo, their toes are so very scrumptious

by Baldo December 08, 2019

Baldo

Verb: when sharing a water bottle with someone who puts the entire head into there mouth and when it's removed spit and drewl comes out with it.

Omg it was so disgusting I'm never sharing a drink with him again he completely baldoed all over it.

by Dsherdog June 13, 2015