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A man of pure excellence. The prime definition of all things awesome. His intelligence goes unmatched, and his manly physique is envied by all. Men want to be him, and women want to be with him.

He is Balsor. He is awesome.

Also, he has super powers.
Kevin: Hey Rieger, have you seen that awesome dude, Balsor? He's pretty fucking awesome eh?

Rieger: Yeah that dude is the fucking man. He is awesome. I wish every single day I could be more and more like him.
balsor by Jballs94 February 1, 2010
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A special girl who is a ballerina who spins all day long, sings, and flies like birds. So if you see her, stay the hell away from that woman.
Ballora scares the crap out of me.
ballora by SlyTy41704 June 11, 2017
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Balories 

Calories obtained upon the consumption of alcohol, usually beer.
"Hey man, want a beer?"
"No thanks, I've taken in too many balories today."
Balories by 05 ProStock May 6, 2009
Slang term for "Cuban Rafters" or Cuban refugees utilizing a raft to reach the coasts of the United States to escape former Dictator Fidel Castro's brother Raul Castro's dictatorship.
"Oh man, guy, look! Balseros coming ashore! Quick, alert the coast guard!"
Balsero by Arcanebus August 7, 2008
Ballora is an animatronic from fnaf sister location she is hella creepy but she’s still my favorite. She dances all day she never stops. She always jump scares the night guard ( Michael afton ) she has beautiful blue hair and pink eyes. She has a pink skirt and a blue top thing ( it really isn’t a top )
Ballora is hella creepy
Ballora by Ballora is the best August 15, 2021

balforth 

The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
balforth by thrain May 4, 2005

Balforpoobin 

An abnormally horny uncle. A balforpoobin is normally a very kinky son of a bitch.
Bro your uncle is a balforpoobin