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A man of pure excellence. The prime definition of all things awesome. His intelligence goes unmatched, and his manly physique is envied by all. Men want to be him, and women want to be with him.

He is Balsor. He is awesome.

Also, he has super powers.
Kevin: Hey Rieger, have you seen that awesome dude, Balsor? He's pretty fucking awesome eh?

Rieger: Yeah that dude is the fucking man. He is awesome. I wish every single day I could be more and more like him.
balsor by Jballs94 February 1, 2010
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A special girl who is a ballerina who spins all day long, sings, and flies like birds. So if you see her, stay the hell away from that woman.
Ballora scares the crap out of me.
ballora by SlyTy41704 June 11, 2017
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Balories 

Calories obtained upon the consumption of alcohol, usually beer.
"Hey man, want a beer?"
"No thanks, I've taken in too many balories today."
Balories by 05 ProStock May 6, 2009
Slang term for "Cuban Rafters" or Cuban refugees utilizing a raft to reach the coasts of the United States to escape former Dictator Fidel Castro's brother Raul Castro's dictatorship.
"Oh man, guy, look! Balseros coming ashore! Quick, alert the coast guard!"
Balsero by Arcanebus August 7, 2008
Ballora is an animatronic from fnaf sister location she is hella creepy but she’s still my favorite. She dances all day she never stops. She always jump scares the night guard ( Michael afton ) she has beautiful blue hair and pink eyes. She has a pink skirt and a blue top thing ( it really isn’t a top )
Ballora is hella creepy
Ballora by Ballora is the best August 15, 2021

balforth 

The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
balforth by thrain May 4, 2005

Balforpoobin 

An abnormally horny uncle. A balforpoobin is normally a very kinky son of a bitch.
Bro your uncle is a balforpoobin
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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