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Balltearer 

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer
Fuck that song was a serious balltearer
Balltearer by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

Balltography 

The art of taking high quality photographs of the testicles of one’s self or another. Preferably on the phone of an unwitting victim.
Jerry was first appalled when he discovered the fine art Joey left for him on his phone. However, upon further inspection Jerry grew to admire Joey’s balltography skills and thanked him for such a personal gift.
Balltography by teejb4 May 26, 2019

Balltote 

Your ballsack is really more of a tote. A balltote.
Balltote by Stilva September 20, 2010
The cutting-edge, medical procedure of injecting one's scrotum with botox in an effort to reduce the number of visible lines and wrinkles
Dude 1: my girlfriend won't go down on me anymore; she says my sack looks like an old man's turkey-neck.

Dude 2: dude, you know what will fix that...some balltox.
balltox by maestro326 August 18, 2013

ballteaser 

Someone who flirts with a man or for awhile before rejecting any advancements from him
Timmy: "Sarah was flirting with me all night but when I went to make a move, she completly rejected me"

Jimmy: "I know. Such a ballteaser"
ballteaser by Boydasaurus10 January 7, 2017

Balltonomous 

It's totally an adjective to elegantly describe a nice round object with upmost admiration & respect.
~DarkAndersonEX
Person 1: Hey that's a pretty round ball
Person 2: Do you mean a balltonomous ball?
Person 1: Yeah, that!
Balltonomous by Asami Salami November 16, 2017
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Slop Grenade

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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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