Balltender

The position or job one assumes when cooking meatballs which constantly need to be watched during the cooking process

Dude, I can't chat with you on facebook anymore. I'm busy being a balltender right now.

by dbldckr October 21, 2010

Balltender

Like a bartender, the balltender tends to the balls of his customers.

Man, the balltender really worked my scrote! You should try going to him sometime.

by balltender April 1, 2022

Bartenderita

Female bartender

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt

by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

bellendery

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

by GfL March 5, 2013

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

by Memein April 18, 2017

Balltearer

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer

Fuck that song was a serious balltearer

by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020