balltox

The cutting-edge, medical procedure of injecting one's scrotum with botox in an effort to reduce the number of visible lines and wrinkles

Dude 1: my girlfriend won't go down on me anymore; she says my sack looks like an old man's turkey-neck.

Dude 2: dude, you know what will fix that...some balltox.

by maestro326 August 18, 2013

Balltography

The art of taking high quality photographs of the testicles of one’s self or another. Preferably on the phone of an unwitting victim.

Jerry was first appalled when he discovered the fine art Joey left for him on his phone. However, upon further inspection Jerry grew to admire Joey’s balltography skills and thanked him for such a personal gift.

by teejb4 May 26, 2019

Balltote

noun. A very small ballsack.

Your ballsack is really more of a tote. A balltote.

by Stilva September 20, 2010

Bulltox

When someone claims that they haven't gotten Botox, yet they totally have.

"Nicole Kidman says she hasn't gotten plastic surgery, but she's totally Bulltoxing."

by Lafawnda527 February 5, 2009

Balltonomous

It's totally an adjective to elegantly describe a nice round object with upmost admiration & respect.
~DarkAndersonEX

Person 1: Hey that's a pretty round ball
Person 2: Do you mean a balltonomous ball?
Person 1: Yeah, that!

by Asami Salami November 16, 2017

ballox

Untrue or unbelievable, British slang.

"Connor, that is total ballox, you can't kcik that football into the loo from here," said Spencer.

by Alan Cooper December 14, 2008

balltoozi

a balltoozi is when you fill up a bowl with warm water, dip your nutsack in the water, and get someone to take a straw and blow into the water with it.

man, i just got a balltoozi from my girlfriend. it was sweet.

by sydney shore101 October 23, 2011