ballsey
"Posting irrelevant song lyrics beside photos of yourself pouting does not make you indie.. Js"
oft, ballsey!
oft, ballsey!
ballsey by INDIE LADS January 7, 2012
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Ballsey
Ballsey by doohdoohphart November 8, 2022
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Ballseye • ballsey • balls-eye view • bullseye • ballsy • Ballsed • balley • Ballseed • Ballsex • ballsectomy
Bullseye
Bullseye- idiom, strong affirmation of a statement or action. Verbal confirmation that a bad-ass or spot-on action or statement that has just occurred.
Other forms include- so bullseye, that's so bullseye, fuckin-a-right bullseye.
Other forms include- so bullseye, that's so bullseye, fuckin-a-right bullseye.
Texas Bullseye
For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.
Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
Texas Bullseye by Eddy May 18, 2007
key west bullseye
Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
key west bullseye by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009
bullseye splashback
The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
bullseye splashback by Willllll t March 26, 2008
Ballsed it up
When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.
Ballsed it up by Helix341 April 17, 2012
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