"Posting irrelevant song lyrics beside photos of yourself pouting does not make you indie.. Js"
oft, ballsey!
oft, ballsey!
by INDIE LADS January 7, 2012
by UPtheNOSEinbetweenTHETOES September 18, 2011
Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).
-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-
Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*
Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*
by Nobli May 31, 2012
by sjg22 October 26, 2018
An act whereby one male participant places his testicles inside of a pair of water goggles and then leaves said goggles for the next unfortunate individual who stumbles upon said pair of goggles.
by Dogbros June 7, 2011
when you misspell bullseye but its okay cause its 2022 and balls are funny online cause its full of teenagers and children now
person 1: ohhh i hit that ballseye!
person 2: did you mean *bulls*eye?
child 1: OMG JHBSFDGHDFBUDFB HE SAYD WHAT??? BALLS??? LMAOAOAOAOAOA
child 2: HOLY SHIT HE SAID BALLS??? YOU CANT BE SERIOUS, THATS SO FUNNY OMG!!!
parent of the two childs: can you two shut the fuck up and eat already, let the adults play darts alone and dont ruin the barbecue for everyone else like the last 5 years
other more calm parent: cmon let them have fun, also you didnt have to say that at the end, theyre young still they dont know about misspellings and misspronounciations
distant uncle who was smoking a giant cigar 2 seconds ago: you gotta teach 'em kids yknow, dont just pass the hand behind the back like that
good friend of the two parents who also has two children and disagrees with the uncle: yknow dont give advice like that, you knnow your parents passed the hand behind you and ur trauma dumping on ur family from the times ur dad said those same words, its kinda fucked up you know, just cause it happened to you doesnt mean you should do it, be the one to make a happy family, im sure your mother tried her best didnt her? so be like her, dont act like ur dad
everyone else who agreed with the friend but is too shocked he had the courage to say it: (they are thinking he's gonna get shot cause the uncle carries a gun with him at all times)
person 2: did you mean *bulls*eye?
child 1: OMG JHBSFDGHDFBUDFB HE SAYD WHAT??? BALLS??? LMAOAOAOAOAOA
child 2: HOLY SHIT HE SAID BALLS??? YOU CANT BE SERIOUS, THATS SO FUNNY OMG!!!
parent of the two childs: can you two shut the fuck up and eat already, let the adults play darts alone and dont ruin the barbecue for everyone else like the last 5 years
other more calm parent: cmon let them have fun, also you didnt have to say that at the end, theyre young still they dont know about misspellings and misspronounciations
distant uncle who was smoking a giant cigar 2 seconds ago: you gotta teach 'em kids yknow, dont just pass the hand behind the back like that
good friend of the two parents who also has two children and disagrees with the uncle: yknow dont give advice like that, you knnow your parents passed the hand behind you and ur trauma dumping on ur family from the times ur dad said those same words, its kinda fucked up you know, just cause it happened to you doesnt mean you should do it, be the one to make a happy family, im sure your mother tried her best didnt her? so be like her, dont act like ur dad
everyone else who agreed with the friend but is too shocked he had the courage to say it: (they are thinking he's gonna get shot cause the uncle carries a gun with him at all times)
by wrai January 3, 2023