Balls Free

That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.

"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"

by Slutnboots May 27, 2019

balls freezing

freezing balls

Mark: jesus christ its cold
Dean: i know man its balls freezing

by JGHS12 April 12, 2009

free ball

for a man to wear his pants/shorts without any unserwear on

because it was free ball friday, he did not wear underwear.

by Holmes December 4, 2002

FREE-BALL'IN

One who has/does not have any underwear on! Naked;Nude;Free!

To get the girls in class the like him.Mark told the girls,"I just came from gym last period,and I took a shower and now I'm free-ballin!"

by FLA CHIC July 21, 2004

free ball it

To move furniture (or other heavy items) without the use of machine aid.

The lift is broken, so let's just free ball it down the stairs.

"Trollies broke, so gotta free ball it across the office or summin, I dunno."

by BeerRobot2113 May 23, 2018

free ball express

When one chooses the freedom to release oneself from the material confines between pants and body on any given day or time.

Johnson is really hanging loose because he's riding on the free ball express!

by BitterB November 15, 2005

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.

"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023