Balloney
Balloney by Daisy 2001 April 5, 2016
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bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006
Phoney Baloney
A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.
Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.
Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder
Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder
Phoney Baloney by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008
stoney baloney
The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.
Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
stoney baloney by King John the I April 17, 2009
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