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Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballicle 

The weird little bumps on a guy's balls where hair grows from.

A hair follicle, but on one's balls.
Bob: "Dude, these little bumps on my balls look like a bunch of zits."

Jeffery: "No dude, those are your ballicles."

Bob: "Oh good, I thought I had herpes for a second."
ballicle by eugaet21 January 13, 2011

Ball Cycle 

A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.
Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!

Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.

Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
Ball Cycle by Larry Finster December 22, 2009

Ballyclare 

Small farming community town in the middle of the norn irish countryside. Any land around Ballyclare is known as "Wickerman Country"
With a massive population of sheep and cows, the people here are outnumbered.

Ballyclare sports a "thriving" mainstreet with shops which don't exist anywhere else. Within the past 5 or 6 years a massive supermarket (ASDA) has cropped up, sending locals fleeing to their barns.
They say that in Ballyclare, when the natives here a plane over - head they burn their homes and move on to a new settlement.
Ballyclare by PandaMoniummm April 13, 2011

ballsicle 

A frozen testicle.

Also used sometimes instead of balls.
F*ck it's so cold, I have ballsicles!

That sucks ballsicles man!
ballsicle by merpderpdeep November 16, 2011

Ballyclare 

Outback small town town in Northern Ireland that should not be on any maps! Nothing of interest to found at this cesspit of farmers. Full of Incestuous Red neck type sheep abusers.
Ballyclare - Northern Ireland's answer to Wales
Ballyclare by Roo #1 August 19, 2008