Ballyclare

Small farming community town in the middle of the norn irish countryside. Any land around Ballyclare is known as "Wickerman Country"
With a massive population of sheep and cows, the people here are outnumbered.

Ballyclare sports a "thriving" mainstreet with shops which don't exist anywhere else. Within the past 5 or 6 years a massive supermarket (ASDA) has cropped up, sending locals fleeing to their barns.

They say that in Ballyclare, when the natives here a plane over - head they burn their homes and move on to a new settlement.

by PandaMoniummm April 13, 2011

Ballyclare

Outback small town town in Northern Ireland that should not be on any maps! Nothing of interest to found at this cesspit of farmers. Full of Incestuous Red neck type sheep abusers.

Ballyclare - Northern Ireland's answer to Wales

by Roo #1 August 19, 2008

Ballyclare Buckin

Ballyclare Buckin is were a man from Ballyclare grabs a man from the Shankill and forcefully strips, bounds and gags him before dragging him to a field of sheep. Smother him in sheep shit and spunks all over him.

I had a bet on with my friend up the Shankill and he lost. I gave him the Ballyclare buckin

by The buldges apprentice July 10, 2024

ballycrates

expression of disintrest or disdain for a particular thing or person. generally used as a noun in place of said thing or person

'see ballycrates over there? he is a homosexual'

'ive gotta use the ballycrates to change the channel on the banger'

by arucarde May 3, 2006

ballycrates

noun1. object or person of little or no importance
noun2. object or person that is idiotic or a fool in a some way.

1. looks just like a ballycrates.
2. its the fucken-crates
3. he's got the crates

by auxis June 1, 2006

Ballyclangas

Commonly mistaken word for shoes from the luxury brand Balenciaga. Can be used in various scenarios.

“Just bought myself a pair of Ballyclangas”

“You idiot it’s Balenciaga”

“Ah Ballyclangas, I knew I was wrong”

by big man johno February 23, 2026