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Ballyclare 

Small farming community town in the middle of the norn irish countryside. Any land around Ballyclare is known as "Wickerman Country"
With a massive population of sheep and cows, the people here are outnumbered.

Ballyclare sports a "thriving" mainstreet with shops which don't exist anywhere else. Within the past 5 or 6 years a massive supermarket (ASDA) has cropped up, sending locals fleeing to their barns.
They say that in Ballyclare, when the natives here a plane over - head they burn their homes and move on to a new settlement.
Ballyclare by PandaMoniummm April 13, 2011
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Ballyclare 

Outback small town town in Northern Ireland that should not be on any maps! Nothing of interest to found at this cesspit of farmers. Full of Incestuous Red neck type sheep abusers.
Ballyclare - Northern Ireland's answer to Wales
Ballyclare by Roo #1 August 19, 2008

Ballyclare Buckin 

Ballyclare Buckin is were a man from Ballyclare grabs a man from the Shankill and forcefully strips, bounds and gags him before dragging him to a field of sheep. Smother him in sheep shit and spunks all over him.
I had a bet on with my friend up the Shankill and he lost. I gave him the Ballyclare buckin

ballycrates

expression of disintrest or disdain for a particular thing or person. generally used as a noun in place of said thing or person
'see ballycrates over there? he is a homosexual'

'ive gotta use the ballycrates to change the channel on the banger'
ballycrates by arucarde May 3, 2006

ballycrates

noun1. object or person of little or no importance
noun2. object or person that is idiotic or a fool in a some way.
1. looks just like a ballycrates.
2. its the fucken-crates
3. he's got the crates
ballycrates by auxis June 1, 2006

Ballyclangas

Commonly mistaken word for shoes from the luxury brand Balenciaga. Can be used in various scenarios.
“Just bought myself a pair of Ballyclangas”

“You idiot it’s Balenciaga”

Ah Ballyclangas, I knew I was wrong
Ballyclangas by big man johno February 23, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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