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1. An insult used in place of a persons name
2. an idiot or dick
Priest: Hello young fellowmelad
Fellowmelad: Shut the Fuck up, Ballchef!
Ballchef by pope12346 December 11, 2008
Words you can keep

Ballcheese 

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!
Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!
Ballcheese by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

ballcheck 

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it
Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me
ballcheck by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

Ballchief 

A problem that arises that is difficult to face. A situation that both confuses and chiefs your ball-sack.
Damn Darryl, that girl only gave you a dry handjob (rubbed raw), what a ballchief.

Wow, that bottle of popov is already gone, what a fucking ballchief!!!

Ballchief by Old Governor May 27, 2008

Ballcheese 

Ballcheese is a natural ingredient in the human sack of a man. It’s a very ripe and deadly smell. Depending on how bad you have it, it could wipe out a whole generation! You can not wash the stank away!
Damn! Mike’s got tons of mad ballcheese! I may just throw up if he doesn’t wash his balls!!!!
Ballcheese by kornfreak999 September 8, 2021

ballcheese 

when your balls sweat after a long time of playing a sport and the inside of your pants rubb along the sweat and make small clumps called ballcheese
man dude after playing football for like 4 hrs not only did i get a bad case of swampass i got horrible ballcheese
ballcheese by danny wright September 8, 2005

Ballcheeks 

When a man's balls are so humorously large they resemble a second pair of asscheeks
"My man jerry has a pair of nuts so massive it looks like he's using his pants to store watermelons. Bro has some serious ballcheeks energy."
Ballcheeks by broken humor man July 29, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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