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Ballcheese 

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!
Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!
Ballcheese by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

ballcheck 

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it
Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me
ballcheck by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

Ballchief 

A problem that arises that is difficult to face. A situation that both confuses and chiefs your ball-sack.
Damn Darryl, that girl only gave you a dry handjob (rubbed raw), what a ballchief.

Wow, that bottle of popov is already gone, what a fucking ballchief!!!
Ballchief by Old Governor May 27, 2008

Ballcheese 

Ballcheese is a natural ingredient in the human sack of a man. It’s a very ripe and deadly smell. Depending on how bad you have it, it could wipe out a whole generation! You can not wash the stank away!
Damn! Mike’s got tons of mad ballcheese! I may just throw up if he doesn’t wash his balls!!!!
Ballcheese by kornfreak999 September 8, 2021

ballcheese 

when your balls sweat after a long time of playing a sport and the inside of your pants rubb along the sweat and make small clumps called ballcheese
man dude after playing football for like 4 hrs not only did i get a bad case of swampass i got horrible ballcheese
ballcheese by danny wright September 8, 2005

Ballcheeks 

When a man's balls are so humorously large they resemble a second pair of asscheeks
"My man jerry has a pair of nuts so massive it looks like he's using his pants to store watermelons. Bro has some serious ballcheeks energy."
Ballcheeks by broken humor man July 29, 2024
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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