Ballchef

1. An insult used in place of a persons name
2. an idiot or dick

Priest: Hello young fellowmelad
Fellowmelad: Shut the Fuck up, Ballchef!

by pope12346 December 11, 2008

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

ballcheck

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it

Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me

by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

Ballchief

A problem that arises that is difficult to face. A situation that both confuses and chiefs your ball-sack.

Damn Darryl, that girl only gave you a dry handjob (rubbed raw), what a ballchief.

Wow, that bottle of popov is already gone, what a fucking ballchief!!!

by Old Governor May 27, 2008

Ballcheese

Ballcheese is a natural ingredient in the human sack of a man. It’s a very ripe and deadly smell. Depending on how bad you have it, it could wipe out a whole generation! You can not wash the stank away!

Damn! Mike’s got tons of mad ballcheese! I may just throw up if he doesn’t wash his balls!!!!

by kornfreak999 September 8, 2021

ballcheese

when your balls sweat after a long time of playing a sport and the inside of your pants rubb along the sweat and make small clumps called ballcheese

man dude after playing football for like 4 hrs not only did i get a bad case of swampass i got horrible ballcheese

by danny wright September 8, 2005

Ballcheeks

When a man's balls are so humorously large they resemble a second pair of asscheeks

"My man jerry has a pair of nuts so massive it looks like he's using his pants to store watermelons. Bro has some serious ballcheeks energy."

by broken humor man July 29, 2024